Confucius say, "Shit happens!"
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!
If shit happens, it really isn't shit!.
Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays...
What is the sound of shit happening?
There's nothing like a good shit happening!.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Only happy shit really happens.
This shit is good for me.
Let the shit happen to someone else.
Shit happens because you are bad.
Krishna: Shit happens -- rama rama.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Witness: Invite me into your home, and
I'll tell you why shit happens!
Shit happens half the time.
Science: Shit is in your mind.
What is shit anyway?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!