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Fulfillment of all orders in Dr Z's StarryMart is via email. Most readings and reports come in the form of the multi-platform PDF Adobe file read with the free Adobe Acrobat Reader attached to the email.
14 Day Fulfillment: Dr Z is dancing as fast as he can, but fulfillment of the Cut To The Chase reading is normally 14 calendar days. While this may "feel" like a long wait... keep in mind that Dr Z's real world (big bucks) established clients typically wait a month or more for one of his face to face readings.
Compatibility - Bare Bones Basic Cut To The Chase Soul Bond Reading
- $39.95 USD Also available: the Plus ($49.95 USD) and the Premium ($69.95
USD) Ask Dr Z One Question
You're already getting incredibly great bang for your buck. Don't order any of the Cut To The Chase reading options with the unreasonable expectation of emailing Dr Z followup questions. (And yep... this cruel stricture even applies to Fire and Air signs.) Your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you will not expect more than you paid for.
How much are you saving? Oh, let's see... in a Dr Z Cut To The Chase Basic Soul Bond Relationship Reading, you save about $110 USD... when compared to a regular Dr Z Full Blown Compatibility Reading (or other quasi-comparable compatibility readings being offered on the Internet) normally costing $149.95 USD and up.
Remarkably, with the Dr Z Cut To The Chase Soul Bond Relationship Reading, about the only thing you'll be missing out on is the opportunity to endlessly pick Dr Z's brain during a cathartic one hour telephone call.
This is a "Relationship Reading." What that means is that it's a reading meant for two people currently or in the past involved in a romantic relationship and discusses whether or not the relationship contains vital soul bonds between the two people.
This reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a current romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term. Despite my disclaimer here, people still insist on ordering this reading for the purpose of in some way forecasting. No astrologer, medium, clairvoyant, or psychic can give us guarantees of the lasting love that we so deeply crave. If they do, then they're either a liar or sincerely (but possibly adorably) deluded. Life is complicated and offers no guarantees. Guarantees feel safe, but they're boring...
You and Your Partner Share A Soul Bond?
As astrologer Steven Forrest has said (something to the effect) sometimes soul mates kill each other... and as astrologer Tracey Marks once aptly put it, certain factors may mirror that a "soul bond" exists; but do not necessarily indicate the potential for marriage or partnership (or - adding in Dr Z's two cents - even the ability to end up speaking to each other in a civil manner).
Doesn't sound too romantically ooey gooey, does it? Doesn't sound like those all too familiar matchmaker commercials that practically promise smooth and easy when they match you up with your soulmate? It's not. Doing your soulwork and being a soulmate is hard work!
Birth Data needed for both people:
By default Dr Z uses the Koch House system. (If you're clueless about house systems, then don't sweat it.)
Please Note Regarding Time of Birth: In order for Dr Z to find and then consider the most important "chart signatures," he will need the exact time of birth for (at the very least) one of the persons involved in the relationship. Having the time of birth for both people is much, much, much more preferable. It's impossible to overemphasize just how critical the exact time of birth is when doing chart comparison interpretations. Please DON'T order this Soul Bond Relationship Reading if you DON'T have the complete birth data for (at the very least) one of the people.
To The Chase - Bare Bones Basic - $39.95 USD
One - A Dr Z Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down, or Borderline Rating:
Please be aware that in this first part of the reading you will NOT
be receiving reams of materials and/or writing describing the various
dynamics of the relationship [the second part aptly handles this
Yes, Dr Z nowadays includes explanations of a few of the major factors involved in his analysis... but again, in this part of the reading, you will NOT be receiving reams of materials and you will NOT be receiving detailed descriptions of all the various reasoning involved in Dr Z's rating of the relationship.
Part Two - A file copy of the Friends & Lovers Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere)
The Friends & Lovers report is an 18-25 page personalized report that takes two individuals' birth dates and then explores (in plain, understandable language) the meaning of the astrological relationships between them. This report breaks down the various elements of the relationship, providing you with detailed descriptions of the pluses (feel good stuff) and the minuses (the challenges) involved in your relationship. Here's where you will likely experience the joys and ecstasies of receiving reams of material and/or writing describing the various dynamics of your ever so fascinating relationship. Speaking frankly, this report covers much more material (in much more detail) than Dr Z (or any other astrologer on the planet) could possibly cover during a one hour telephone call.
Cut To The Chase Plus - $49.95 USD - Same as Basic and add Part Three - a file copy of the Simpaticos Composite Relationship Report (normally costing $17.95 USD at this site, more elsewhere) with interpretation texts prepared by Bernie Ashman. A composite chart is a relationship chart calculated and derived from the two charts of the individuals involved in a relationship. A composite chart is thought to be a symbolic reflection or mirror of the universally held concept that there are not simply two autonomous factors involved in an interpersonal relationship, but also a "Third." A composite chart attempts to describe and map out this Third autonomic presence of the relationship.
Cut To The Chase Premium - $69.95 USD - Same as Plus and add Part Four - Briefly include your current circumstances and/or situation and tell Dr Z what the one burning issue, concern, and/or question that you'd like him to briefly address. Or save your one question for after you've received your reading. Repeating... ONLY one burning issue, concern, and/or question. (Sorry, but this reading does NOT include back and forth email dialogue with Dr Z about the relationship. Virtually everyone ordering this version inevitably ends up asking 3 or 4 questions, and then Dr Z choses the one question he wants to answer.)
This reading is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship might or will take place between two people; and (for that matter) it is NOT meant to forecast whether or not a romantic relationship will be "successful" in the long term.
If you're wanting more than what the Cut To The Chase Basic, Deluxe, or Premium reading provide, then do not order this reading.
Again, your order is your solemnly entered into covenant with Dr Z that you have read every single word on this page and that you will not expect more than you paid for. No followup questions...
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